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News... news..... well, I uh.. OK, so I don't have anything interesting to say. I grew a long beard, lost some weight, started drinking freshly-brewed green tea with raw honey every day. Wow, wasn't that exciting? Lets see, what else? I still don't have a job or any money. I started playing LoL and I'm beginning to believe the less flattering name associated with that acronym. I'm on World of Apollo, an 18+ whitlisted Minecraft server. I play combat arms occasionally but only until it starts pissing me off, then I go watch porn.

Oh, and I hate winter. Hate it. If I could skip all of winter by going through a single week of excruciating pain I would do it with a smile on my face. Sitting outside for two hours on a frozen log, splitting wood while my fingers go numb makes me want to develop telekinesis to an extent that I could will the sun closer to earth. I mean we don't really need the polar caps anyway. Superbowl sunday is coming up, yeah. (can you tell I'm not excited?) I wonder how many more of those we'll have before the sissified NFL and left-wing pansy-ass-hippies neuter the sport completely. Want to touch the QB? Think again? Want to drop your shoulder and lay into someone? Unnecessary roughness. Fuckin' a, man, just plug me back into the matrix because this reality sucks horsecock.

Recent Game Medals

I'm Surrounded By Idiots 10 Points Talk to every person in the hotel at least once, as anyone. Medal Stats.
Baby Steps, Young Cricket 5 Points Dying can be a very disorienting experience. Good thing there's a tutorial conversation! Medal Stats.
This Body Will Do For Now 5 Points Find your first host and possess it. Medal Stats.
Screw you Asimov 25 Points Mindchamber survives the battle Medal Stats.
Bombastic 5 Points Explode 100 castles pieces. Medal Stats.
Prohibition 10 Points Destroy 100 barrels. Medal Stats.
Air Burst 5 Points Detonate a remote bomb in flight. Medal Stats.
Priority Target 5 Points Kill the king first on any level. Medal Stats.
I'm a Lumberjack 5 Points Destroy 10 castles with only log ammo. Medal Stats.
Logged to Death 5 Points Hit and kill an enemy directly with a log. Medal Stats.

Total Medals Earned: 81 (From 19 different games.)